Not Exactly Retired embodies a lifestyle of continued engagement and purpose, blending leisure with meaningful activities. It emphasizes pursuing passions, maintaining social connections, and embracing new adventures while enjoying flexibility and freedom.
ChatGPT wrote this when I asked it to describe what it means to be “not exactly retired.”
I’d been hearing a lot about ChatGPT, the world’s most popular artificial intelligence (AI) tool, and wanted to try it, as more than 180 million users have before me. I tested it by asking it to rewrite parts of my latest posts.
My most recent post, for example, updated classic rock songs to humorously mock aging listeners. I asked ChatGPT to do the same thing and got this among its responses:
“The Sound of Silence” Hello wrinkles, my old friends, I’ve come to cringe at you again. Because a vision softly creeping, Shows the years that I’m not keeping. And the laughter of youth, it fades away, What can I say? It’s the sound of silence.
My previous post described our trip to Nova Scotia. I asked ChatGPT to describe the trip but didn’t tell it any details about our itinerary. Here’s what it guessed:
My Nova Scotia trip was unforgettable! I explored Halifax’s vibrant waterfront, marveled at Peggy’s Cove’s iconic lighthouse, drove the breathtaking Cabot Trail, hiked in Cape Breton Highlands, and indulged in delicious seafood and local wines. Stunning landscapes and warm hospitality everywhere!
Every word of that description is accurate, not to mention clearly written, albeit without a verb in the final sentence.
One of my other recent posts described how my home town of Durham, N.C., is a great destination for retiree travelers. Here’s what ChatGPT produced in two seconds:
Durham, NC, is perfect for retirees seeking a blend of culture and relaxation. Visit the stunning Sarah P. Duke Gardens for serene walks, explore the Nasher Museum of Art for inspiring exhibits, and enjoy the vibrant atmosphere at the historic Tobacco Road. With mild weather, friendly locals, and diverse dining options, Durham offers a fulfilling getaway for every traveler.
Once again, that’s scarily accurate and close to what I wrote myself, although its reference to “the historic Tobacco Road” is slightly off. “Tobacco Road” generally means our region of the North Carolina Piedmont. Durham does have a Tobacco Road Sports Cafe, which overlooks the Durham Bulls ballpark, but ChatGPT’s phrasing is wrong.
In an effort to stump ChatGPT, I tried one last challenge. Back in May, I posted about the school we’re helping to build in a remote Himalayan village, to which readers of this blog have contributed generously. (We still need and welcome donations.) I asked ChatGPT to explain why the school is so important:
A new school in Samalbung, Nepal, is essential to address the growing educational needs of the community. Current facilities are often overcrowded and under-resourced, limiting access to quality education. A new school would provide modern classrooms, improved learning materials, and better support for teachers.
This answer felt generic, which didn’t surprise me. Little information about Samalbung exists online. ChatGPT’s answer also includes phrases such as “modern classrooms” that stretch reality. However, it’s basically on target. ChatGPT presumably analyzed why schools are important to developing areas generally and applied that conclusion to Samalbung. Its answer is accurate enough to convince a casual reader.
These examples illustrate both the incredible power of AI and its creepy potential to mimic or distort reality. I hadn’t fully grasped this prior to trying it myself. As someone whose career was based on writing, I’m glad I retired before my livelihood was threatened by artificial intelligence, although I recognize that AI can also enhance journalism and other fields.
ChatGPT currently receives more than 3 billion monthly website visits. If you haven’t tried it or another AI tool yet, I encourage you to see for yourself what they can do. Like me, you may be simultaneously awed, amused and alarmed.
Since I’ve just spent an entire post critiquing ChatGPT, it’s only fair for me to now close by turning the table and giving it a chance to review me. Here’s what it said:
David Jarmul’s popularity as a travel and retirement blogger comes from his engaging storytelling, practical tips, and relatable experiences. He effectively connects with readers seeking adventure and lifestyle advice, inspiring them to embrace new journeys and enjoy fulfilling retirements.
Wait, did I say ChatGPT has the creepy potential to distort reality? Sorry. I was only kidding. I probably didn’t even write that myself.
If Elvis were alive today, would he abandon his blue suede shoes for orthopedic slip-ons?
I’ve been thinking about this since reading a New York Times article about the enduring power of Jackson Browne’s These Days. I’ve loved that song ever since I heard it on Jackson’s 1973 album “For Everyman,” but now I’m wondering whether the lyrics need an update, such as:
These days I sit on rocking chairs and count the ads for Medicare ‘til 10, my friend.Don’t confront me with my car keys; I had not forgotten them.
Likewise for this Joni Mitchell song:
Help me, I think I’m falling on the floor again. When I get that crazy feeling, I know I’m in trouble again. I’m in trouble ’cause I’m fragile, not so agile and unsteady on my feet. And you love your new cane. But not like I love my walker.
Let me suggest several other updates for songs from our youth:
Blondie:
Grandpa and I are waiting, kids, would it kill you just to call? We know you’d prefer to text but that don’t work for us at all. Call me, call me on our line. Call me, call me anytime. Call me, call me on my cell. Just tell us that you’re doing well.
The Beatles:
I read the news today, oh boy. About an old guy with a MAGA hat. And though the news was rather sad, well, I just had to laugh. I saw the photograph. He screamed at Haitians from his car. He didn’t notice that the times have changed.
Tony Orlando and Dawn:
Oh, my darling, knock three timeson the ceiling if you need me. My hearing aids suck and the battery’s low.
Steely Dan:
Rikki, don’t lose that number. You keep writing it with a pen. Save it permanently in the cloud. Rikki, don’t lose that number. Just add the contact to your phone. And learn GPS so you can finally find your way back home
Bob Marley:
No statins, no cry.No statins, no cry. I remember when we used to eatanything we craved. Burgers, cake, six-packs of beer, donuts stuffed or glazed. Memories keep us young as now we all get old. They make our hearts rise every day with our cholesterol. Everything’s gonna be all right (repeat).
The Impressions:
People get ready, assisted living’s coming. It’s there in your futurewith full room and board.
Starland Vocal Band:
Thinkin’ of you’s workin’ up my appetite, looking forward to a little afternoon delight. The early bird dinner starts at 4 p.m.My AARP card has a discount then. Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight.
The Righteous Brothers:
We had a love, a love, a love you don’t find every day. So don’t, don’t, don’t put your Viagra away. You’ve lost that lovin’ feelin.’Now it’s gone, gone, gone, whoa-oh-oh.
I listen to a much wider — and far more current— mix of artists these days but will never forget these rock classics. I’ll close with this update for the Eagles:
Last thing I remember, I was running for the door, escaping the cubicle where I’d worked for many years before. “Relax,” said my best friend, “You’re retired, now believe. You can check out any time you like. Really, you can leave.”
Best of all, we had much cooler weather during our recent two-week trip to Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island and Toronto. Instead of sweltering in North Carolina, we were wearing sweatshirts in the evening,
It took us less than two hours to fly from Durham to Toronto, where we stayed overnight before flying on to Halifax, the main city in Canada’s eastern Maritime Provinces. We then followed an itinerary similar to the one shown on the map.
In Halifax, we strolled along the waterfront, admired the public gardens and toured the historic Citadel atop the city. At the Maritime Museum of the Atlantic, we lingered at exhibits describing how Halifax responded to the sinking of the Titanic, welcoming survivors and burying victims. The museum also described the massive 1917 ship explosion that devastated the city, the largest human-made blast prior to Hiroshima.
We then drove west to three scenic towns: Peggy’s Cove (above), Lunenburg and Mahone Bay. Morning fog obscured our view of the famous lighthouse at Peggy’s Cove, but we walked along the granite rocks around it, waves crashing beside us.
Lunenberg is a Unesco World Heritage Centre that blends a British colonial vibe with colorful houses, artist studios and local seafood. We spent the night nearby in Mahone Bay, another small harbor filled with private boats.
We then turned north to the Bay of Fundy, which separates Nova Scotia from New Brunswick. It has the world’s highest tides but we were even more impressed by its simple pleasures — lighthouses, hiking trails, a colonial site and the quaint inn where we stayed in Annapolis Royal.
Then it was on to Prince Edward Island, Canada’s smallest but most densely populated province. We drove there across the Confederation Bridge, the country’s longest, and stayed in the capital, Charlottetown. “Densely populated” is a misnomer since everything in PEI felt intimate and relaxed. We spent our favorite day there hiking atop a floating boardwalk on the Greenwich Dunes Trail (above), followed by lobster rolls in Souris and visits to a whimsical village made from bottles and another lighthouse, this one at Point Prim.
We left PEI by ferry, crossing back into Nova Scotia and heading to Cape Breton Island at its eastern end. Cape Breton’s rugged coastline is encircled by the Cabot Trail, a tourist highlight that we drove with frequent stops for views, a Buddhist monastery and two hikes, notably the Skyline Trail that overlooks the Gulf of St. Lawrence.
The next day we drove to The Fortress of Louisbourg National Historic Site, where costumed reenactors amused and informed us for several hours.
We concluded our Canadian trip with several days in Toronto, getting our fix of urban life before heading back to Durham. As usual, we began with a free walking tour to see some highlights and get oriented. Then we visited the Art Gallery of Ontario. We took a harbor boat tour. We ate dumplings in Chinatown, cannoli in Little Italy and ice cream in the Distillery District. We visited the Hockey Hall of Fame, even though neither of us is a hockey fan, and we enjoyed that, too.
It was an easy and fun two weeks. “Canada Nice” was genuine; everyone we met was friendly, and diverse, too, especially in Toronto. We used our U.S. cell phones, paid for almost everything with my credit card and only needed my U.S. driver’s license and insurance to rent a car.
In short, Canada was cool. Especially during August.
Exactly 20 years ago today, Champa and I were having dinner at a local restaurant. When she went to the restroom, I signaled to our waiter to bring out a flower bouquet and gift I’d dropped off earlier. I gave them to her when she returned and our waiter brought us a special cake and champagne.
Everyone sitting near us broke into applause when Champa gave me a kiss. “Did you just get engaged?” someone asked. “No, but it’s our 25th anniversary today,” I responded, which led to more applause.
Champa and I have never forgotten that moment. Every five years since then we’ve celebrated our five-year anniversaries with a special trip and an updated version of the gift I gave her in 2004: a framed photo of the trip we’d just taken. The first photo, below, was from Switzerland, with a smaller photo underneath it taken shortly after we got engaged in Nepal.
Five years later, for our 30th anniverary, we went to Machu Picchu, in Peru.
For our 35th, we traveled to South Africa, including the winery shown in the photo.
Five years ago, we celebrated our 40th anniversary in Hawaii. The photo we framed from that trip now saddens us since we took it on the beach in Lahaina. We were next to our Airbnb there, which burned to the ground during the horrific Maui fires last year.
Today is our 45th anniversary and we’re adding the latest photo to our collection, this one from our recent trip to Morocco.
As with all of the others, the frame actually shows two photos — a main shot and a smaller one from elsewhere during the trip. They all hang in our family room. Every time I look at the collection, I’m reminded how fortunate we’ve been to travel so widely, especially since we “not exactly retired” nine years ago. The photos also remind me how lucky Champa and I are to still be together — getting older, to be sure, but still enjoying life and each other.
We haven’t decided yet where to shoot our next photo, assuming we’re still able to travel. We have five years to decide. Today we’ll just celebrate anew that a boy from Long Island and a girl from Nepal found each other and fell in love.
NEPAL SCHOOL UPDATE
The school we’re helping to build in Nepal is progressing nicely. Thanks to the generous support of Not Exactly Retired readers and others, we’ve nearly reached our financial goal. If you haven’t already, please donate on our GoFundMe site or, to avoid their fees, contact me directly. All donors will have their names honored in the new school. On behalf of the students and teachers in Samalbung, thank you!
My hometown of Durham, N.C. is a great place to visit, especially if you’re retired and have more time to explore its bountiful pleasures.
The city’s marketing agency, Discover Durham, asked me to explain to fellow retirees why they should travel here. They just published my article, which you can read below or online on Discover Durham’s excellent website.
We’ll be expecting you.
A Retiree’s Guide to Exploring Durham
Retirees don’t need to move to Durham to enjoy its many pleasures. Durham is also a great destination for retired travelers.
POSTED BY DAVID JARMUL ON JUN 24, 2024
I moved to Durham in 2001 for a job at Duke University. I retired early to travel and serve abroad in the Peace Corps with my wife, but we then returned and have happily remained here since. Durham is regularly listed among the best places to retire in the United States.
You don’t need to move here to enjoy its many attractions. Older visitors can spend several pleasant days or weeks exploring Durham’s historic sites, hiking trails, restaurants and fun opportunities to spoil grandchildren. For visitors of a certain age, Durham is certain to provide a great experience.
There are plenty of beautiful outdoor places for retirees to explore in Durham. Photo: Discover Durham
EXPLORE HISTORIC SITES
Durham has a fascinating history, spanning the rise and fall of the tobacco industry, civil rights struggles and the emergence of a vibrant modern city with a proud reputation for diversity and tolerance. Durham has produced great musicians, artists, scientists, entrepreneurs and athletes. Especially if you’ve spent most of your life in another part of the country, as I did, a visit here may lead you to reconsider your regional assumptions and broaden your perspective.
You have lots of great history options:
The downtown Museum of Durham History is small but impressive, rotating exhibits that highlight everything from Durham’s changing restaurant scene to the story of the Duffer brothers, the Durham natives who created the hit Netflix series “Stranger Things.”
One block away is the majestic Carolina Theatre, with historical exhibits in an elegant lobby. The exhibits sparked a great conversation with my grandsons while we waited for a movie to begin upstairs.
Across town is Bennett Place, where the Civil War’s largest troop surrender occurred. That’s right; this occurred in Durham, not at Appomattox, which is what I’d thought, too.
Numerous sites around town highlight African American history. Historic Stagville includes remnants of a large plantation, including slave quarters. The Hayti Heritage Center has exhibits, programs and concerts. Black Wall Street was a thriving African American business center during the Jim Crow era.
Duke Homestead tells the story of tobacco, with a museum, a curing shed and opportunities for grandparents and kids to ride tobacco wagons together.
Learn about Durham’s history at Historic Stagville. Photo: Discover Durham
HAVE FUN WITH GRANDCHILDREN
Speaking of grandchildren, if yours live in Durham, they may already know the popular Museum of Life + Science. While you’re in town, let them show you their favorite spots, from the Dinosaur Trail to the glass conservatory filled with butterflies. You’ll feel like a kid yourself.
Enjoy a stroll on the boardwalk with the grandkids at The Museum of Life + Science. Photo: Museum of Life + Science / Discover Durham
Another favorite for grandparents is the Duke Lemur Center, a research facility with the largest population of lemurs outside their native Madagascar. You’ll need a reservation to stroll its 100 acres and see more than 200 lemurs. If you have a large family group, you can book a private group tour. Youngsters will be thrilled to watch these distinctive creatures leap through the trees. You will be, too.
The Duke Lemur Center is an exciting attraction for adults and children alike. Photo: Discover Durham
Also on the Duke campus are the Sarah P. Duke Gardens, among the most beautiful in the South. There’s nothing better than strolling with grandkids along its gentle trails, with stops at the koi pond and Japanese bridge. Nearby is Duke’s main campus and must-see Duke Chapel.
Durham offers many ways to enjoy time with youngsters, from a downtown skate park to ice cream shops. Check out the Family Fun page for suggestions.
EXPLORE THE CULTURAL SCENE
Durham’s lively cultural scene is much less expensive and easier to navigate than many others on your retirement bucket list. The Durham Performing Arts Center (DPAC) hosts Broadway shows and other world-class performances. The Carolina Theatre also has live shows, along with movies and events. My wife and I also enjoy local theater groups, such as the Bulldog Ensemble Theater, which stages shows next to the Hi-Wire Brewery. When we go there, we park for free, enjoy a great show and have a beer outside for less than half of what we would have spent on a single Broadway ticket.
The Carolina Theatre always has something interesting to see beyond its doors. Photo: HuthPhoto / Carolina Theatre
Durham’s musical legacy spans every musical genre. There’s an especially active jazz scene, at venues such as Missy Lane’s Assembly Room and the Sharp Nine Gallery. You’ll also find live performances of bluegrass, folk and other genres. During warmer months, there are free concerts in Central Park, Duke Gardens and other outdoor sites. Check out the Events Calendar for upcoming performances, which include diverse events for members of the LGTBQIA community.
Art lovers might start a Durham visit at the Nasher Museum of Art at Duke University. It has an excellent permanent collection, leading-edge exhibitions and a lovely cafe, all within an architecturally acclaimed building. Elsewhere, visit the artist studios at Golden Belt’s converted textile factory, exhibits at the Durham Arts Council and other venues. This online arts guide has suggestions.
Head to the Nasher Museum of Art to see both permanent installations and temporary exhibitions. Photo: Discover Durham
If possible, time your visit to coincide with one of Durham’s big arts festivals, such as the Full Frame Documentary Film Festival, the American Dance Festival, the OutSouth Queer Film Festival or the Hayti Heritage Film Festival. You’ll meet plenty of fellow older enthusiasts.
GET BACK TO NATURE
If you have a tote bag saying “hiking is my retirement plan,” bring it to Durham. You may need it while exploring Durham’s many hiking and biking trails. Eno River State Park has several great trails and hosts an epic music festival every July. There are great hiking paths in the university’s Duke Forest and along the American Tobacco Trail, whose wide, paved paths are a great choice for anyone with mobility constraints.
With both drive-up and hike-in views, Eno River State Park is enjoyable for everyone looking to experience the outdoors. Photo: Discover Durham
For water sports, take a short drive to Jordan Lake or Lake Michie to rent kayaks and canoes. Local companies offer paddle trips and other outings.
If golf is your retirement passion, check out Durham’s ten courses. Other recreational options abound, even including fencing, curling and axe-throwing.
Enjoy quality accommodation and a relaxing game of golf at The Washington Duke Inn & Golf Club. Photo: Washington Duke Inn & Golf Club
CHEER FOR OUR TEAMS
If you’re looking for something less taxing, Durham Bulls, the minor league baseball team made famous in the movie with Kevin Costner and Susan Sarandon. I like going on nights when they have a fireworks show after the game.
Take the grandkids out to the ball game at the Durham Bulls Athletic Park. Photo: Samantha Everette
College basketball is a local passion, with men’s and women’s teams at both Duke and North Carolina Central Universities. Duke’s Blue Devils often sell out but you may find tickets online and you can visit the Hall of Fame at Cameron Indoor Stadium for free. There is a full array of other college sports as well.
EAT, DRINK AND BE DURHAM
If all of this whets your appetite for a retirement visit to Durham, you can satisfy your hunger with almost any cuisine, from food trucks to fine dining. Whether you crave traditional North Carolina barbecue or farm-to-table gastronomy, you’ll find it in Durham, whose chefs have been honored with national awards. Some local restaurants offer senior specials.
My wife and I are especially partial to international cuisines. Some of our favorites include Korean food at Namu, Salvadorean at El Custcatleco, Japanese at any of Michael Lee’s “M” restaurants (M Sushi, M Tempura, M Pocha and M Kokko) and Ethiopian at Goorsha. But we like many other places, too, and our list is always changing.
Enjoy delicious Japanese inspired small plates at Juju Durham. Photo: Jessie Gladdek
See this Food & Drink Guide to learn more and order a Craft Beverage Guide for ideas about where to find creative cocktails and breweries. Durham also has a lively farmers’ market and international shops where you can buy products ranging from African spices to Indian samosas.
YOU MAY DECIDE TO STAY
I’m warning you. If you come to Durham for a visit, you may like it so much that you decide to retire here. With its mild climate, strong economy, world-class medical institutions and great shopping, Durham attracts lots of retirees. They find a welcoming community with attractions ranging from pickleball to the Osher Lifelong Learning Institute at Duke.
Come take a look.
David Jarmul was the head of news and communications at Duke University for many years before retiring early and starting a popular blog, Not Exactly Retired. He and his wife, Champa, are active in the Durham community.
I wouldn’t exist today and you wouldn’t be reading this article if my maternal grandparents hadn’t had the foresight to flee Nazi Germany for New York in 1937, narrowly escaping the Holocaust.
Until recently, this was just part of my family history. But as the election approaches and darkness looms on the horizon, I’ve begun wondering whether it’s a cautionary tale.
My mother’s German passport, with Nazi swastikas on the stamp.
I’m not alone. I recently received the e-mail message shown above, with the title “How to Move Out of the US (and Where to Escape to).” It began: “If you’re anything like me, you’re looking at the election year ahead with some trepidation. And who can blame you? Things could go sideways—politically, economically, socially. It’s not a crazy idea to have a Plan B. In fact, it’s prudent.”
The message came from International Living, which helps older Americans relocate to “safe, warm, friendly spots abroad.” Costa Rica, Portugal and Mexico top its current list of “the best countries to retire,” based on living costs, healthcare and other criteria.
My fears about things “going sideways” don’t reach the horrific level of the Holocaust but they’re bad enough that I don’t want to live through them. Am I being melodramatic? Maybe. I hope so. I know I’m privileged to even consider leaving the country and I recognize the need to fight for my beliefs. I have children and grandchildren, along with countless fellow Americans, who can’t leave as easily.
But my anxiety is real and, unrelated to politics, Champa and I were already discussing how we might spend more time abroad. We love to travel and have been fortunate to visit some amazing places, as I’ve chronicled on this blog. However, except when we served as older Peace Corps Volunteers in Moldova, or while visiting our family in Nepal, we’ve generally passed through countries as tourists rather than slowing down to truly experience them.
That’s what we’d like to do now, traveling more slowly and deliberately, while we’re still relatively young and healthy. As I wrote back in November, “I’m determined to make the most of this precious ‘not exactly retired’ stage of my life when I no longer have the responsibilities of a formal job but am still able to contribute and thrive.”
A retirement focused on travel may sound crazy, dangerous, self-indulgent or extravagant to some. But it’s become common, as I’ve seen from numerous websites, videos, online groups, books and other sources, including conversations with people we’ve met on the road.
It can also be far cheaper than you might imagine. Brian and Carrie, one of our favorite Internet couples, shown above, spent $29,728 for all of their travel and living costs in 2023. That’s $1,238 monthly each, living in Airbnbs and elsewhere in Spain, Portugal, Croatia and other parts of Europe. They later moved on to Southeast Asia.
We’re also fans of Debbie and Michael Campbell, the Senior Nomads, who have stayed in Airbnbs in 90 countries since leaving their Seattle home in 2013. “We weren’t sure how long we’d be gone,” they write on their website. “Now, over ten years later, we still aren’t sure! But as long as we are learning every day, having fun, are close to our budget, have our health, and are still in love, we’ll keep going.”
Debbie and Michael’s Facebook group has nearly 14,000 members who share travel tips, swap stories and encourage each other. An even bigger Facebook group is Budget Slow Travel in Retirement, whose 68,000+ members discuss everything from medical insurance to the best ways to keep in touch with grandchildren.
Brian and Carrie’s YouTube series addresses many of these questions while highlighting destinations from Greece to Vietnam. Other good YouTube sites include Kara and Nate and Earth Vagabonds, which targets “slow travel for retired budget travelers.”
Another travel inspiration is Nomadic Matt, whose blog I’ve followed for years and whose book Ten Years a Nomad I just finished reading. Champa’s reading it now. Matt is younger than us but spent ten years traveling to more than 100 countries and territories. He now offers a variety of guides and products on his website.
I don’t foresee us ever leaving our family, friends and community for good. We’d return regularly, remain connected electronically and keep America in our hearts. But spending a significant part of our time in Nepal and elsewhere over the next four years might be our best way of coping with a post-election nightmare.
Mark Twain famously wrote that travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness — the very forces I now see threatening my homeland. I’ll never stop loving America but I also want to live my life and embrace the world.
I recognize my planning may come across as selfish or apocalyptic to some readers. My grandparents probably heard the same thing.
Heartfelt thanks to everyone who responded to my previous post about our project to help build a new school in Nepal. Sixty donors have contributed $12,811. That’s more than halfway to our goal but we still need more help. If you haven’t already, please donate on our GoFundMe site or, to avoid their fees, contact me directly. All donors will have their names honored in the new school. Thank you!
[See our GoFundMe site for updates and a Q&A about this project. Thanks to your generous support, the school is taking shape. We are grateful to everyone who has donated!]
Readers and friends: Champa and I are building a school in a remote area of eastern Nepal and we ask for your help.
The school is in Samalbung, the small village we visited with our family in late 2022. (Watch the video after 8:33.) Our nephew Santosh, whose late mother was Champa’s sister, lives there with his family. Several years ago, he and his partners created a barebones school to serve local children, who are mainly from indigenous groups and farming families with very limited means. As you can see, the kids are inspiring but their school is in bad shape.
They and their teachers (above) need a new school, desperately. Champa and I have committed to paying for most of the cost of a new one but we need tens of thousands of dollars more to finish the project, which has just gotten under way (see below). With additional funds, we can also provide new desks, school supplies and maybe even computers, a cafeteria or sports equipment.
Champa and I are doing this informally, with a GoFundMe campaign, rather than through a formal charity. We trust Santosh and his partners and are monitoring the project with the assistance of one of Nepal’s leading human rights attorneys.
Your support will change the lives of the children shown here and their brothers and sisters. When the school is finished, hopefully within a year, I’ll be sure it highlights the names of everyone who helped.
You can contribute through GoFundMe or contact me directly (as some donors have preferred, to avoid GoFundMe’s fees). Thank you for anything you can afford to contribute!
Whether it’s voting results, vaccines or space lasers, many Americans cling to dramatic stories long after they’re shown to be nonsense.
As I saw during our recent trip to Portugal, Americans are not alone. People everywhere prefer a good story to a factual one.
Two of our guides there told us the same amazing, but false, story. When I questioned them about it, one guide avoided the conversation and the other told me I was ruining his narration. They undoubtedly found me annoying even though I was right.
The story involved Portugal’s high rate of divorce. Daniel, our guide in the university town of Coimbra, shown above, said 94 percent of married couples got divorced during the Covid pandemic. Wait a minute, I thought to myself, 23 or 24 of every 25 married couples got divorced? That couldn’t possibly be true, no matter how stressed out people were from Covid.
“Are you sure that’s right?” I asked Daniel quietly.
“Oh, yes,” he responded confidently. “I saw it on television. Portugal has a really high divorce rate. It’s a big problem for us.”
I’m sure it is, but 94 percent? My BS Detector, which I cultivated during my career as a science writer, began blaring in my head.
I lagged behind the group, pulled out my phone and checked the facts. Portugal’s 94% “divorce rate” was an actual statistic but not what Daniel and our subsequent guide in the Douro Valley wine region said it meant, namely that 94 percent of couples got divorced.
Instead, it was a comparison of the total number of divorces to the total number of marriages in a given year. During the pandemic, divorces rose while marriages declined, so the ratio climbed to 94 percent. The odds that a specific couple would divorce, however, remained much lower.
As we continued walking, I whispered to Daniel that I had uncovered the discrepancy and could explain it to him after the tour ended. He gave me a tight smile and, as soon as everyone dispersed, he left.
Our Douro Valley guide, Carlos, couldn’t escape since we were in a car together. After he told the same story, he had no choice but to listen to my brief explanation of what “94 percent” actually measured. Carlos laughed that he still preferred his version even though it wasn’t true.
I knew I was coming across as a know-it-all American retiree. But having spent much of my career assessing scientific claims before agreeing to write about them, I’ve developed a sixth sense about statistics being misused. I’ve written or edited countless articles about research findings and consider accuracy more essential than popularity, even when my wife reminds me we’re on vacation.
This all happened two weeks ago but I’ve kept wondering about it, even though it’s hard to imagine anything that affects my own life less than Portugal’s divorce rate.
Am I just being a mansplaining jerk? Or did this episode highlight something deeper about human behavior that informs the situation we face here in America? As I’ve tuned in again to our angry political controversies and “fake news” accusations, with politicians peddling scary anecdotes that misrepresent larger realities, much of it sounds to me like the Portugal divorce story — catchy, unnerving but wrong.
I’m not sure what to think. For now I’m assessing my own uncertainty level at 94 percent. I’m also keeping my BS Detector turned on.
That was our trip to Portugal: beautiful sights, good food, friendly people, relatively inexpensive and easy to like — if you don’t mind walking up and down hills.
Champa and I traveled there with our friends Karen and Bob after touring Morocco, where our packed itinerary took us from urban bazaars to a tent camp in the Sahara Desert. We figured we could relax once we got to Portugal.
That’s what we did, although “relax” is relative when it comes to Bob and me, the travel planners, who both tend to load activities into itineraries. In Portugal, we would stay in three cities — Lisbon, Coimbra and Porto. We vowed to slow down by orienting ourselves in each one with a free walking tour and then wandering on our own.
As I’ve written previously, I love these tours since the guides are highly motivated to do a great job. In Portugal, we booked five tours altogether, including three in Lisbon. Four of them were with Sandeman’s, which I’d used in Brussels, Amsterdam, Edinburgh and Dublin. Once again, they were excellent and we tipped our guides accordingly.
We started in Lisbon, staying in an Airbnb in the artsy Bairro Alto neighborhood. The famous Tram 28, which winds through the city, rumbled below our window. Our apartment owner was a professional designer, and his place was filled with paintings, sculptures and art books. It was like living inside Architectural Digest, although we lacked some functional things like a latch to the bathroom and places to put our suitcases. Still, we enjoyed it, including the neighborhood fish restaurant downstairs.
Our Uber driver from the airport was from Nepal. So was our waiter at the breakfast restaurant the next morning. There was a Nepalese restaurant up the street. They were all surprised when I started talking Nepali, much less seeing me with Champa.
We timed our Lisbon visit to coincide with the 50th anniversary of Portugal’s Carnation Revolution, when a military coup toppled the fascist dictatorship of António Salazar. People filled the streets holding red carnations. They cheered as aging former coup members waved from old military vehicles. Given what’s been happening in our own country, the four of us felt like cheering, too, as we watched people reaffirm their commitment to democracy.
Back in the 15th and 16th centuries, the Portuguese were at the forefront of European exploration. They were the first to reach India by sea, settled what became Brazil and established trading posts in Asia and Africa. Despite its small size, Portugal became one of the world’s most powerful countries, as we saw celebrated at the tomb of Vasco da Gama and at Lisbon’s “Monument of the Discoveries.” It’s a fascinating but complicated legacy.
Our second stop was Coimbra, known for its great universities, which we visited as students prepared for graduation in black robes that reminded me of both Harry Potter and the many graduations I attended at Duke. We also went to a concert of fado music, the melancholic genre featuring mournful songs and guitars.
Then we continued north to the Douro Valley, with its stunning scenery and wineries, and Porto, the country’s second largest city. Since there were four of us, we hired cars and drivers instead of riding the trains. It cost only a bit more and proved much more convenient. We were picked up and dropped off everywhere and could stop along the way at the castles of Óbidos, the Batalha Monastery and the “Little Venice” town of Aveiro, among other places.
Oh, yes, the hills. I wrote recently that my experience in Nepal has made me smug about “mountains” around the world. Portugal’s highest mountain, Mount Pico, is a mere 7,713 feet, just over a quarter of Mount Everest’s height. But “hills” are a different story. Portugal has them everywhere, reminding me of San Francisco. They were a great way to walk off some of the pastries we ate, from Portugal’s famous pastel de nata tarts to regional delicacies such as Aveiro’s ovos moles.
Looking back, I guess we were busier than “chill, with hills.” Let’s just say that Portugal left us feeling elevated.
Morocco fascinated us when we visited last month on a 10-day clockwise trip from Casablanca to Marrakech. Here are ten things I’ll remember about this distinctive country in northwestern Africa.
The desert. We spent two unforgettable nights in the Erg Chebbi dunes of the Sahara, where we traveled atop camels. We had our own comfortable tent and delicious food, but we also had wind whipping our tent at night and camels grunting nearby. The next morning we visited local nomads and gazed on an endless horizon. Our American lives felt very far away.
Amazing sights. Chefchaouen is Morocco’s Blue City. It has narrow streets and busy souks, but what captivates you are its blue walls and steps. Several hours away is Fez , which is much larger and browner, with bustling bazaars and one of the king’s many palaces. We also saw stone “monkey toes” in a mountain gorge, Roman ruins, roads snaking across mountainsides and much more
Natural beauty. Even more than the “sights,” we loved the land itself — the wildflowers, olive trees, wheat fields and fruit orchards. If you think of Morocco as just dry and dusty, you’re in for a pleasant surprise. It is strikingly diverse, with deserts and beach resorts, cities and farms, nomads and technology parks.
Islam. Morocco is also a place of religious moderation. Almost all of its people are Sunni Muslims, and there are mosques everywhere, with a welcoming, tolerant vibe. We toured the Bou Inania Madrasa, or religious school, in Fez and marveled at the beautiful Hassan II Mosque in Casablanca, the second largest functioning mosque in Africa.
Handicrafts. We watched artisans build furniture, cure leather, weave rugs, assemble mosaics and paint ceramics. We admired their jewelry, clothing and tiles. Even though we didn’t buy much (we rarely do), Morocco is a shopper’s paradise.
Local markets. We loved wandering among the fruit stalls, spice shops and bakeries of everyday life. One image I shared online, which you can see above, shows a woman chopping meat as cats walk on her table. My friend who is an infectious disease expert at Duke responded in mock horror. He was right, but it was still interesting to see.
Movie sets. Lawrence of Arabia, Homeland, Game of Thrones and other productions have all shot scenes in Morocco. We visited Ouarzazate, a town between the Sahara desert and the Atlas Mountains that locals call Ouallywood. It offers exotic sets and everything else filmmakers might need.
Climate change. As we’ve discovered elsewhere, a good way to learn about global climate change is by actually visiting other parts of the globe. Morocco was no exception. Local nomads and others told us how drought has forced them to move. The photo on the left shows a town that is now largely abandoned.
Superb hotels and food. We stayed in beautiful places across Morocco but none were Western-style hotels. Morocco specilizes in traditional riads — small, distinctive and personal, with great breakfasts. We arranged everything with Best Travel Morocco, a local company that did a great job for less money than we would have paid a U.S.-based operator for a group tour with a similar itinerary.
Excellent companions. We explored Morocco with two old friends, Bob and Karen Simon, with whom we connected in Casablanca. The four of us traveled in a comfortable SUV with the private driver/guide provided by Best Travel. Mustafa took great care of us — explaining everything, making us laugh and guiding us to barbecue restaurants and other spots off the tourist trail. He also had a great Spotify playlist of local artists. Even without their music, Morocco made our hearts sing.
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